May
the diet forces be with you
By Rich Fisher
Six weeks down and only 46 more to go. Thats the plan anyhow.
Take it slow and steady. In my younger days I might have expected to lose the weight much
faster. But not now.
Sticking to a diet is not always easy, especially when youve made
a very public commitment. But there are forces at work out there. So diabolical that the
very investigation of these "forces" could be a plot for an "X-Files"
episode.
Lets examine the three most common "forces" that
challenge dieters:
The first, (and every dieter will instantly recognize this), is the
uncanny ways in which advertising agencies instantly know when youve decided to
diet. They actually change ad schedules!
Before the diet starts, you are inundated with commercials and ad
messages for new cars, "dot-coms," long-distance telephone services, personal
hygiene products, more "dot.coms."
Food ads
Once the diet starts
food ads replace all those advertising
messages -- nothing but food ads. Tantalizing, aromatic, taste-tempting, diet-busting,
special offers, and on and on. Pizza ads, fried chicken dinners, fast foods, pasta au
incredible.
How do they know these things?
There is an effective solution however. People do it all the time,
especially during commercials.
Turn the channel or turn it off! (I do both).
The second diet phenomenon is equally as recognized by any dieter who
works
anywhere "food days" at work.
Is it my imagination or does virtually any event more unusual than
breathing create an occasion to host a food day at work, especially after youve
started your diet.
Remember when seeing the first robin meant spring. Not any more, now it
means
food day!
A new employee. Food day! Someone leaves to move to a new job
got to have a food day!
New shoes? Daylight-saving time begins. ... Forget the extra hour of
daylight in the evening, were having a food day to celebrate!
Desserts and more desserts
Dont get me wrong, food days are great, but have you ever noticed
what kind of food is brought to these things. In order of appearance they are:
Desserts (sugar creations ideal for mornings).
More desserts (sugar designed especially for lunchtime).
Still more desserts (well
you know, one can never have too
many at food day!).
Sugar (disguised as an afternoon delight).
Carbohydrates such as potato or pasta dishes.
Really super-rich, high-octane sugar dessert (a cherished family
recipe).
Carbohydrates in the form of chips and dips.
Meat.
Carbohydrates in all remaining forms.
More desserts (just because).
Admittedly, this is not always the case. During Lent, meat is often
excluded or, at the very least, held to an absolute minimum.
Gift of sharing
The third force at work against the dieter is the engaging co-worker,
family member or friend who has suddenly had an epiphany
sharing.
It usually goes like this:
(I dont want to use any names, so Ill just make up a
scenario)
An individual, say a well-known and long-established sports editor at a
highly read newspaper in, lets say, Sidney, Ohio, happens to walk by your office and
says, "Hey, Im going to go get some cookies. Can I bring you some?"
Then just as quickly, Ken (I mean "he") adds, "Oh, I
forgot, you cant have any can you?"
Or heres another example:
Relaxing in the evening, someone, like for instance a 17-year-old son,
says, "I feel like some ice cream.
Do you feel like some ice cream? Oh,
sorry." And he has this grin, see.
Im going to get even with him. Im going to lose so much
weight I will be able to wear HIS clothes.
Then there is someone like, oh, I dont know
maybe a
politician. Lets say his first name is
ahh, lets see
"Mike." And his last name begins with a "B" and rhymes with
"ecker."
And lets say that you are sitting at a Kiwanis meeting and he
says, (pointing to his plate), "Well, it looks like you cant have this and you
cant have this, you can have this, but you cant have.
"
Scully and Mulder just might be able to find out what "they"
dont want you to know about the "forces" out there that can affect your
diet! |