Dueling Diet
By Rich Fisher
There are certain things that are far, far easier to do when you have a
partner, buddy, spouse, sibling, etc., to share the experience.
Things like changing bad habits. Take smoking for example. Two smokers
who decide to quit can give each other lots of support and encouragement to stay the
course.
Diets can work that way, too. Most of the time, diets can work that
way. Unless, of course, they are what I have come to call "dueling diets."
My two sons live with me. Matt is a senior at Ohio University and Zach is a soon-to-be freshman at Ohio State -- a Bobcat and a Buckeye.
I tell you this only to set the stage for the "dueling diets"
going on in my home.
Matt, home for the summer, is in that stage that Dr. Wayne W. Dyer, in his
book "How to Get What You Really, Really, Really, Really Want," calls the
"warrior" stage.
Everything in his diet must be low fat, low calories, and no sugar.
There is every concern for the amount of caloric intake and no concern for carbohydrate
grams.
My diet
My diet, as you know (if youve followed this saga), is high
protein, low carbohydrate, lots of meats and cheeses, etc., and no sugar. There is every
concern for the number of carbohydrate grams and little regard for caloric intake.
Zachs diet is everything on both diets plus everything not on
both diets. There is no regard for caloric intake or carbohydrate grams. But even Zach has
started to view the empty calories in sugar as being unnecessary. For the first time in
his 18 years, he has decided that diet soft drinks are preferable to "regular
pop."
Guess whos the thinnest among the three of us.
"How many calories in that?" Matt asks, eyebrows raised like
a schoolteachers.
"Forget the calories," I repeat my oft-stated comeback,
"Look at ... "
" ... how many carb grams!" both sons sing in mocking
harmony, finishing my sentence.
Its not so bad when it happens at home, but when were in a
restaurant and the waitress giggles knowingly (Im guessing one or the other of her
parents, or both, are on the same diet as me) it makes me a little more self-conscious.
Dueling exercise routine
Then there is the dueling exercise routine. I walk, play some tennis,
fairly low-impact stuff. Matt runs timed miles, does power push-ups, millions of sit-ups.
Zach plays Nintendo.
Guess whos the thinnest.
Oh, Zach also unloads about 4 tons of pet food and supplies at the
store where he works for the summer. OK, maybe that can count as exercise.
On Fathers Day, all three of us walked the entire 18 holes of
golf in the annual Fisher Invitational Golf Classic. We estimated that the course covered
about six miles from tees to holes. But ... we seldom hit the ball all that straight.
Consequently, we estimated that we walked about 12 miles. And to make matters all the
worse, you should know that the thin guy won.
Speaking of golf, Ill miss the Kiwanis golf outing this week, so
Ralph Bornhorst, Ray Weber, Gary Carter and Dave Bemus will have to hold on to their
quarters until next week. Maybe they can use them as ball markers until then. |